I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!