Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding…
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...