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Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
New Viruses
Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!