Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...