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Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
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It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
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