Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...