Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...