Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...