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Do Elephants Ever Forget?
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A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
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One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
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He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
What to Do With All Those “Free” Soaps When Travelling
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An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
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