What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.