Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
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I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
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Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Where’s My Pen
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Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...