The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Answer This Question
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...