Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...