Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
You Might Be An Internet Addict If…
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...
Think YOU are having a bad day? . . .
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