Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...