A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...