Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...