Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...