Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...