Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Viagra again.
Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get...