Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Question answer 03
|What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...