The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
Married/Single Man Envy Riddle
Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...