Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...