Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...