Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
Army needs new recruits
|Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...