And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...