Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!