Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”