An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....