Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!