An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.