Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
The boss tells some jokes
|The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...