Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...