Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...