Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...