Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...