Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...