May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...