Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....