Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...