A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.