The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...