Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...