Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...