Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
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Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Mistakes on a resume
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Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Nuns First Hot Dog
Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...