Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...