Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...