yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...