Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...