F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...