Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...