A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...